i like making lists
i like making lists of things that i like
i like making fun of the kind of person who picks the most obscure tidbit about themselves
to plaster on their interests in hopes of looking interesting or different
i like making fun of myself
i am that kind of person
we're all that kind of person
i think.

so here is a list of things to put on my hypothetical obscure interests section:

1. i keep a dead rose in a jones soda bottle on my nightstand. its growing mold.

2. every sunday my brother cooks scrambled eggs. i don't care for scrambled eggs but i've eaten them for so long that its just become habitual.

3. i try to like hummus but it never works.

4. i like asian cuisine, especially unagi sushi rolls and coconut rice.

5. i like to eat with small silverwear, especially baroque baby spoons.

6. i can never mention or hear the word baroque without saying, "if its not baroque, dont fix it."

i'm tired now.

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